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Chris Pratt’s 9 rules

Just a bonus. Because I’ve really enjoyed these, here are Chris

Pratt’s 9 rules from his MTV Generation Award acceptance


1. "Breathe. If you don’t, you will suffocate."

2. "You have a soul. Be careful with it."

3. "Don’t be a turd. If you are strong, be a protector. If you

are smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and

intelligence can be weapons, so do not wield them

against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than


4. "When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little

piece of hamburger and they won't even know they're

eating medicine."

5. "It doesn't matter what it is. Earn it. A good deed. Reach

out to someone in pain. Be of service. It feels good and

it's good for your soul."

6. "God is real. God loves you, God wants the best for you.

Believe that, I do."

7. "If you have to poop at a party, but you're embarrassed

because you're going to stink up the bathroom, just do

what I do. Lock the door, sit down, get all of the pee out

first. And then, once all the pee is done, poop, flush,

boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop's

touching the air,” he said. And then he continued,

getting even more graphic. "Because if you poop first, it

takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of

it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes

out, then everyone at the party will know that you

pooped. Just trust me, it's science."

8. "Learn to pray. It's easy, and it is so good for your soul."

9. "Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are

perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are

imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful

force that designed you that way, and if you are willing

to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift.

Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that

grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not

forget that. Don't take that for granted."



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